I will always reblog this whenever it appears in my dashboard.
I don’t even need to say anything.
is this fucking real life.. dam it.
Females grow pubic hair
Not all labias are symmetrical
Big clitorises are not unnatural
Vaginal secretions exist outside of sexual arousal
These secretions have a smell
Some more pungent than others
The female reproductive system is not dirty
The female body can be hairy and a bit smelly and it will appear different for everyone
And that’s okay
file under: shit i was not taught in school but fuck i wish it was
Drunk shakespeare should totally be a thing. I would literally pay so much money to watch someone perform hamlet whilst wasted
If this gets enough notes then I am totally starting this
Do you know what I want to see?
I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.
But halfway through the movie, she figures out
She can rap like hell
This post kept getting better and better with every word
no but guys
someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her
DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”
“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”
what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
nope we really do have a gif specifically for that.
I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH
I heard you were talkin’ shit
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